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Xavier. 27. He/him pronouns. Australian!

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog:

measureyourlifeincake:

i know people make these kinds of posts with fictional characters a lot but like. hank green truly is one of The Most Guys Ever. like. he’s one of the earliest youtubers who is still on there. he’s a 43-year-old tiktok star. he’s a science educator. he got cancer and his response was to make a tier list of the press’s coverage of his cancer announcement. the president of the united states sent him a message of support and he told the president that he was pissing out the cancer. years earlier he was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis and his response was to write a polka song about it. he created vidcon. he’s the ceo of a company that produces a shitton of educational series (well, not acting ceo at the moment due to the aforementioned cancer). his guitar says “this machine pwns n00bs” on it. he invented 2D glasses. one of his earliest videos to get popular was about animal sex. between him and his brother, he was known as “the science one” (or “the music one”) while his brother was “the writer one,” and then he wrote two new york times bestselling novels. his most controversial opinion is that butt is legs. he’s done so many things that there is a website dedicated to counting the number of days since he started a new thing. he and his brother use their internet following to (among other things) fight maternal/infant mortality in sierra leone. he has a baked bean furby. hes even bisexual

In 1998. his Winter Park High School classmates named him “Best Dancer.” He’s had an album on the Billboard Charts, and he won an Emmy for a web-based adaptation of Pride & Prejudice. He co-founded DFTBA.com, the Awesome Coffee Club, the Awesome Sock Club, and Sun Basin Soap–but doesn’t make money from any of them. Instead he’s led these brands to donate over $5,000,000 to a hospital in Sierra Leone. His companies, when he stepped down as CEO due to the cancer, had over 115 full-time employees, all of whom receive a living wage and good benefits. His production company, Complexly, has made educational videos with 5 billion total views, and helped hundreds of millions learn through SciShow and Crash Course. He is the sweetest dad to the world’s most amazing six-year-old, and the spouse of one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet, and he is loved–ferociously–by his brother. He truly is among the Most Guys Ever.

thethirdtreeofvalinor:

me after reanimating the corpse of tolkien: so later on in the show, galadriel’s new bestie, halbrand, is revealed to be sauron, which kind of erases celebrimbor as a character and his contribution to the main conflict

tolkien: that’s what you’re worried about when two of the beatles are still living? go finish the job

fizzie:

section-69:

Picard always pulling his shirt down cause he’s actually readjusting his binder. It’s really annoying but he can’t get surgery cause that’d mean Bev sees him naked (mortifying)

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daily–cats:

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Look at my kitty

bartmobile:

bartmobile:

do u guys wanna see the best picture of fish i ever took

council has spoken. here she is

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carrioncreature:

rowlfthedog:

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He would have loved commentary YouTubers who make 4 hour long videos on like the history of lint or something

[ID: A book illustration of Bert from Sesame Street vacuuming. A clock next to him displays 2:00 and text above him says “Clean-up time.” End ID]

onlinebeast:

I need to follow less people permanently arguing with strangers and more people saying shit like “I would be the first person to sit down with Thomas the Tank Engine and truly listen.”

despazito:

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She’s being weird again